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See all formats and editions hide other formats and editions. My brotherinlaw and sister are expecting their first child, and as a joke, my brotherinlaw said that he wanted a book of dad jokes. Sure, one prerequisite of fatherhood is to actually have children, but theres also a psychological aspect all true dads share. Discover the humor books people are buzzing about, including is this anything. A proud new dad sits down with his own father for a celebratory drink. Just days after amazon announced that its kindle ereader was its bes.
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